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Reblogs. Not much of a spam whore though.
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my darling showed this to me, leche ang talkas ng tawa ko sa office. huhu
brb dying.
oomg
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WORDS and their ridiculous meanings (PART 4):
31) CD-ROM – tingnan mo ang kwarto
32) Debug – ang ipis
33) Defrag – ang palaka
34) Defense – ang bakod
35) Defer – ang balahibo
36) Deflate – ang plato
37) Detest – ang eksamin
38] Devalue – ‘yon ang susunod sa letrang V
39) Devote – ang boto
40) Dilemma – brownout!, a!
oh, there’s gold and my favorite shade of pink and olive green, is that teal? oh yes, there’s orange.
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| Mom: | Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi? |
| Me: | Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW. |
| *few minutes later* | |
| Me: | Ma, which vegetable do you want? |
| Mom: | I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO. |
| *few minutes later* | |
| Mom: | Hey, get out the list. |
| Me: | why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG |
| Mom: | I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID |
| Me: | SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD |
| Mom: | *pretends to sob* |